zeldathemes
Sup Muggles
Lizzy, 20, Texas.
i just want pizza and disney movies.

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1. Kiss that cute boy at the party, but push him away as soon as he puts his hand up your skirt
2. Smoke a cigarette for the first time, and make it your last
3. Don’t straighten your hair for a week, see how many compliments you get
4. Blast your favourite song even when your mum has told you off for playing it too loudly. Enjoy those 3 minutes of pure happiness before she pulls the plug out.
5. Say yes to going out, you’ll have something to tell your grandchildren about
6. Paint a sun on a rainy day, then stick it to the window
7. Eat the cupcake, you have better things to worry about than those 300 calories
8. Do yoga and meditate as often as possible
9. Stand up for yourself. Someone called you a slut? Someone said you are ugly? Someone said your art work was boring and dull? That is your cue to fucking stand up for yourself and make them speechless
10. Don’t respond to a group of males whistling at you. You’re a human being, not a fucking dog
11. Leave your headphones at home, see how much you are missing out on because you’re always lost in your own thoughts
12. Carry hand sanitizer and bandaids in your purse
13. Wear sexy underwear, loads of leather, a fur coat, heels and purple lipstick. Do it for yourself, not for the hot guy next door.
14. If you’re having a bad day, cry, scream, punch a pillow, throw stuff around. Then you pick up the mess, including yourself and get back up.
15. Smile, be polite and get on peoples good sides for starters
16. Stop waiting for your crush, stop dressing up for the bar man that serves you a free drink or staying extra hours at work for your boss. Stop impressing these dickheads and start impressing yourself.
17. Laugh until you cry, and when the girl sitting next to you in class tells you to shut up, laugh even louder.
18. Do whatever feels right in the moment, laugh, cringe and regret it later. Repeat.
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ermerlier:

yougobro:

So only home girl from frozen can turn up

There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence

  #disney  

American Horror Story: Easter

  #these rabbits are terrifying  
ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

ruinedchildhood:

yo yo yo let it go

  #this has gone too far  
h0odrich:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

'ginger princess but my bow long, make a snowman was a wack song…'

h0odrich:

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

'ginger princess but my bow long, make a snowman was a wack song…'

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

  #boys are so fucking annoying i swear    #esp the ones who blame women for all of their shortcomings like seriously    #take off that fucking fedora and get ur shit together  
shitshilarious:

I want this to be the cover of my New York Times best selling autobiography

shitshilarious:

I want this to be the cover of my New York Times best selling autobiography

  #omfg what    #breaking bad  

officialschool:

amenparis:

why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

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becuzbacon:

Tell it, randy.

becuzbacon:

Tell it, randy.

  #still the best    #fav  

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

  #fav    #disney  

omnbvc:

i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a diety. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus

the-yolocaust:

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

hawk-and-handsaw:

"I… struggle with anxiety sometimes, especially when promoting films like this. Just the life of doing what I do, being in the public eye, it’s a stressful environment." -chris evans

 (beesarealiens)

  #aw bby    #avengers